- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

The GOV and the WHO?

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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