Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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