- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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