My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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