- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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