- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Face...the other white meat!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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