- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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