- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

women's rights.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Nah

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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