A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Justin Bieber

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Your mom.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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