Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Balls

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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poop

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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ur gay

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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