Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Homosexualism is so gay man

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Robin get in the batmobile!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Cliterus

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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