- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

And you honored it I see :P

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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