What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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