- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Your dads dead. lol

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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