what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Beka has AIDS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Get on the boat.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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