- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

i am a dino. RAWR.

mmm i love marble bumhole

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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