Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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