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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Canadians

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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