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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

mark is religion

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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