Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Wright flyer

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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