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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

an athiest walks into a church

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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