why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Cliterus

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

knock knock who's there? hope

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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