- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Who invented apple? God

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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