- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Christianity.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

4 hours later.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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