koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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