- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

sky's sty

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

sky's sty

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name