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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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