Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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