When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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