Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Irish sobriety

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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