- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Who invented apple? God

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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