- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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