Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Balls

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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