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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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