What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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I need to start studying.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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