- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What comes after 69? 70

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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