What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Knock knock come in.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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