- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Haha, I get it..

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Canadians

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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