Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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