- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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