What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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The queen having a shit

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Anti Joke

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