- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your dads dead. lol

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

I am very humble.

What's a joke? Funny

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Two planes walk into an office building

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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