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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

I was Born ready I was born naked.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Your gay

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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