If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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