whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What's a joke? Funny

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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