A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mom.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Anti Joke

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