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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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