- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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