- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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