Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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