What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Penis chickens

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Hi

mmm i love marble bumhole

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Women's rights

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Why? Why not?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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