Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

knock knock whos their a person

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Anti Joke

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