- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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