- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Your dads dead. lol

I am very humble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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