- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's a joke? Funny

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