- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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