What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Justin

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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