Women's Rights

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Your face

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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GONNA

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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You're tall.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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