- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Nickelback

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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