KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Your face

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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