suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

my mind's eye?

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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