whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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