- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

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