- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...the other white meat!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Poop!!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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