- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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when debbie meets downer

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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