- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

That is so fetch

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

politically correct!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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