I will create more jobs for americans

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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