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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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