A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What is cowboy say

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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