- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

An Aisian failed a test

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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