want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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