Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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This is a joke.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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