- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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