What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Wolfjob.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

woman's lacrosse

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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