- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A black man walks Into a bar.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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