Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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