What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Your mom

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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