Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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