roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Anti Joke

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