- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Reverse psychology never fails.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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