Ross.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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