What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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did you stub your toe?

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Who invented apple? God

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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