- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Get it? More.

What's 9+10? 19.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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