There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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