what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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i killed my family

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Justin Bieber.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Anti Joke

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