- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

I am very humble.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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