What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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