- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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