What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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well use a tissue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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My children are mistakes

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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