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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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your mom is so fat.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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