what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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haha

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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