A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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