- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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