Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Your face

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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see ya

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's two plus two? Window

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