- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

willie revilame

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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