Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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