Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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