- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Once upon a time, The end.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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