What black and has children A black man

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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