Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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