- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Guess what? AIDS!

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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