Logan's gay

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Bumsniffer

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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