- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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