- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Barack Obama.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Feminism

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What? Yes.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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